See? Each bright green plant produces its own unique egg (only available in blue at this time) which you can pluck off and it will grow another one. Amazing!
The variety of textures and designs is limitless...no two eggs are exactly alike, just like snowflakes.
And if you act now (an offer available exclusively on April 1), they'll even throw in a pretty glass vase to mount your EggPlant fruit on after harvest. For a mere $19.95 all this can be yours...so don't hesitate! Buy your EggPlant today!
ps. For those of you to whom these eggs look vaguely familiar, simply click on last year's Easter post and marvel at the striking similarity between what the EggPlant produces and the eggs I decorated last year. It's really quite amazing...it's as if the EggPlants can sense what their owner's preferences are and produce decorated eggs to match!
Run, don't walk, to the nearest EggPlant supplier near you. Supplies are limited, so don't wait another minute to become the next proud owner of the one-and-only customized EggPlant! Just think of the admiration of your friends and neighbors as they sit down to Easter dinner at your table, graced by the products of your EggPlant. What a conversation piece! Yes, and for a fraction of the cost of other flower arrangements, you can beautify your table in a unique and striking style. It's so easy! Buy yours today!
For a limited time only. Some restrictions do apply. Imitation grass not included.
Oh - and Happy April Fool's Day!